Flotera

I just tried to watch some network TV but gave up after about an hour. The commercials are completely ridiculous, I'm referring to all of the pharmaceutical drug advertisements. I just watched one and said to myself you can't make this stuff up. Well, maybe you can, here goes.

"Do you feel tired at the end of the day? Is your energy level not quite what it used to be? You might be suffering from CER (chronological energy reduction). Piller pharmaceuticals is pleased to announce the immediate availability of Flotera (floximitran dicyclogran), a breakthrough treatment for CER. Ask your doctor if Flotera is right for you. Flotera has been shown to have certain side effects and is not suitable for all patients. Notify your doctor if you begin to have hallucinations or notice the onset of lavender colored urine. Flotera has been shown to cause increased risk of heart attack, blindness, liver dysfunction, loss of hearing, and a reduction in mental cognitive function. Stop taking Flotera and contact your physician if you begin to have seizures, a rare side effect observed in about 25% of all patients taking Flotera. "